Shorts — Upload Pack

Two Shorts, ready to post. Tap a button to copy; the file buttons download the MP4.
The channel has never posted a Short — these are the first.

Post Part 1 first. It funnels to the video that actually converts strangers (297 views), and Part 1 already chains on to Part 2 from its pinned comment and the playlist. Give it a day or two, then post Part 2.

① Part 1 — the Drake cold open

0:50 · 1080×1920 · funnels to aBfwSywrZjU

⬇ Download the MP4 (16 MB)

On iPhone: long-press the button → Download Linked File → it lands in Files, then upload from the YouTube app.

Title
Drake Put a 2,000-Year-Old Beheading in a Song
Description
"I went Saint John the Baptist on the Lamb." A million people got it instantly — a joke about taking the roof off a Lamborghini, and about the man who called Jesus the Lamb of God. Two thousand years after a man was executed in a desert fortress, you can reference his beheading in a rap song and skip the footnote. Everybody knows the head came off. Almost nobody knows what happened to it after. Full film: https://youtu.be/aBfwSywrZjU Abode of SunMoon — the age of mystery is over.
Pinned comment — post as the channel, then pin
The full film follows the head out of the desert fortress and into the vault of the richest men in Europe: https://youtu.be/aBfwSywrZjU
Tags
drake, saint john the baptist, john the baptist, baphomet, knights templar, occult history, beheading, teraph, esoteric history, gnostic, documentary, hip hop

② Part 2 — why money has a face

0:44 · 1080×1920 · funnels to LPeLBG474QU

⬇ Download the MP4 (16 MB)
Title
Why Does Money Have a Face?
Description
Every major currency on earth puts a human face on its money. Nobody asks why. The answer goes back past paper, past coins, past money itself — to a practice the Hebrew prophets tried to outlaw in 620 BC. Full film: https://youtu.be/LPeLBG474QU Abode of SunMoon — the age of mystery is over.
Pinned comment — post as the channel, then pin
The full film follows it from a preserved head in a Templar vault to the portrait in your wallet: https://youtu.be/LPeLBG474QU
Tags
money, currency, banknote, dollar bill, occult history, teraph, knights templar, baphomet, federal reserve, history of money, esoteric history, documentary

Upload steps

  1. Download the MP4.
  2. YouTube app → + → Create a Short → upload from your files. (Or Studio on desktop → Create → Upload video. Either way, vertical and under 60s files itself as a Short automatically — you don't set that anywhere.)
  3. Paste the title and description. Do not add #Shorts — it does nothing now and eats characters.
  4. Audience: No, it's not made for kids. Same as the films.
  5. Publish. Then open the Short and post the pinned comment as the channel, and pin it.
  6. Tags are desktop-Studio only (Details → Show more). Skip on mobile; they matter little on Shorts.

No Premiere, no scheduling. Straight publish — that ruling stands from Part 2's launch.

Abode of SunMoon · Shorts pack built 2026-07-31. Both cut free from the existing masters — no renders, no credits.
Sources on the box: /root/sunmoon/episodes/*/short-packaging.md